There's nothing better after a long straining work day than some relaxation - and I just love to relax on a soft comfy seat pad - like your face! For you, it might not be that relaxing, having my tight hard jeans press down on your face with my full weight, smothering you under my gorgeous butt while I'm mostly ignoring you :-D But anyway, your well being is not a priority at all ... and don't worry, I'll let you breathe shortly every now and then - I want to use your face as a seat in the future too. But these little breathing breaks will be short - and after only a couple of seconds my ass while come down on your face mercilessly again. While you're starting to panic and your face hurts, I'll concentrate on my phone - after a long work day there are so many messages to reply. And you'll endure that for me - you want me to relax, too, don't you?!
